New York Jets owner Woody Johnson (the Band-Aid billionaire) is making NFL history and the Jets missed the playoffs. The New York Post reports that Casey Johnson and her ex-girlfriend had a violent disagreement. How else would describe it when a woman kicks an heiress' ass and sets her hair on fire?

Holy catfight, Batman. And you thought Giants sharpshooter Plaxico Burress had problems.

Thanks to DeadSpin.