SPQ Shopping List

1. The world's most padded bra.

2. Extra-extra-strength hairspray.
3. A wig with high teasing radius.
4. Sunglasses, probably cat eyes.
5. Tiara (Duh.)
6. Fishnets, mama!
7. Pink, green, rinse, repeat.
8. Bling on top of bling on top of bling.
9. Homecoming Queen sash.
10. Comfy shoes. They ain't lookin' at yo feet.

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