Why Sacramento Won't Be KingThe Sacramento Kings were on track to be the best offensive team in NBA history this season, Slate's John Hollinger writes. Then they put Chris Webber back in the lineup. Will Webber kill the Kings' chances to win an NBA …
Senators Face Uncertain Future<i>Support local baseball! The Senators' first home game is Monday, May 10, at 7:05 p.m. against San Angelo at Smith-Wills. (Click here for full schedule.)</i>
Eli's Giant StepThe New York Giants and their fans will get their first look at No. 1 draft choice and franchise savior Eli Manning on Friday on the opening day of the team's three-day mini-camp. "I know how it works," Archie Manning, …
Update: MLB Squashes SpideySpider-Man won't be on the bases at major league games after all. MLB killed a plan to put logos for the movie "Spider-Man 2" on the bases on Thursday, just a day after the deal was announced. The fans didn't …
Sens Face Uncertain Future<i>Support local baseball! The Senators' first home game is May 12 at 10:30 a.m. against San Angelo at Smith-Wills. (Click below for full schedule.)</i>
Bradshaw Blasts ManningsNFL Hall of Famer and Fox NFL host Terry Bradshaw is steamed about the way Eli and Archie Manning manipulated the NFL draft to place Eli with the N.Y. Giants. Bradshaw, who was the first overall pick in 1970, said: …
Where's Mario?Bad news, Rage fans. Former Mississippi State star Mario Austin might not be with the team when they play their home opener on May 15. The Chicago Sun-Times reported on Wednesday that Austin has settled his lawsuits with his former …
Baseball's Stink BugHow far has Major League Baseball fallen? MLB is going to prostitute itself further by decorating the fhe field wih "Spider-Man 2" logos during games on June 11-13. Instead, why not have the home team dress as Spidey and the …
Scribes Scrap; Becks Back In Britain?Brad Locke of the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal tells the sad, but amusing, story of "reality journalism" gone awry up in Minnesota. Are Jack Kelly and Jason Blair eligible?
Becks ShockBritish sports writers don't waste time with boring game coverage. Instead, they're on the David Beckham story. The latest: Real Madrid is going to cut loose soccer's top star because they're sick of reading about his sex life in the …
Miami Not-So-NiceThe NBA playoffs have been going for — what, two months now? — and the last first-round series finally ends on Tuesday night. The New Orleans Hornets and Miami Heat meet in Game 7 (6 p.m., TNT). These two teams …
The Naked Lunch: A Hotdog And A BudThe latest issue of the Nex York Express asks: What if William S. Burroughs was a Yankee Stadium bleacher creature? This is the kind of fantasy sports Doctor S prefers. Warning: Burroughs was never a straight shooter.
Get A Grip, Grab A Chair"Remember when wrestling kicked ass?" Yeah, when Doctor S was 12. Anyway, that's the marketing motto of Full Throttle Wrestling, which will tape the first episode of its TV program, "High Octane," on Saturday, May 8, at the Mississippi Coliseum …
Giant DiscontentNFL sack king Michael Strahan is among the New York Giants dismayed by the team's dismissal of veteran quarterback Kerry Collins in favor of No. 1 draft pick Eli Manning. Collins departure is a huge loss to the Giants, Strahan …
Rage BeginsThe Jackson Rage opened its inaugural season with an 87-86 victory over the Kentucky Reach Friday night at Elizabethtown, Ky. Former Mississippi State star and Russian refugee Mario Austin scored 28 points and grabbed 13 rebounds to lead the Rage. …